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Nightmare Brew - Medium Roast 4oz

$14.99

This ain't some weak-ass, soy latte sippin' sh*t. Our Hemp Coffee Blend is a rancid orgy of organic puke, roasted 'til it screams in a USDA-certified hellhole. We score our fair-trade beans from zombie-infested plantations down in Central and South America, then char 'em 'til they taste like a rotting...

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SIZE IN INCHES
SIZE US / CAN BUST WAIST HIPS
XS 0 31"-32" 24"-25" 34"-35"
S 2-4 33"-34" 26"-27" 36"-37"
M 6-8 35"-36" 28"-29" 38"-39"
L 10-12 37"-39" 30"-32" 40"-42"
XL 14 40"-42" 33"-35" 43"-45"
Dress Size Chart (cm)
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SIZE IN CM
SIZE US / CAN BUST WAIST HIPS
XS 0 78.7-81.2 60.9-63.5 86.3-88.9
S 2-4 83.8-86.3 66-68.5 91.4-93.9
M 6-8 88.9-91.4 71.1-73.6 96.5-99
L 10-12 93.9-99 76.2-81.2 101.6-106.6
XL 14 101.6-106.6 81.2-88.9 109.2-114.3

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SIZE IN INCHES
SIZE US / CAN BUST WAIST HIPS
XS 0 31"-32" 24"-25" 33"-34"
S 2 33"-34" 26"-27" 35"-37"
M 4 35"-36" 28"-29" 37"-38"
L 6 37"-39" 30"-32" 39"-41"
XL 8 40"-42" 33"-35" 42"-44"

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5 35-36 3 3.5 21.5 35
5.5 36 3.5 4 22 35.5
6 36-37 4 4.5 22.5 36
6.5 37 4.5 5 23 36.5
7 37-38 5 5.5 23.5 37
7.5 38 5.5 6 24 37.5
8 38-39 6 6.5 24.5 38
8.5 39 6.5 7 25 38.5
9 39-40 7 7.5 25.5 39
9.5 40 7.5 8 26 39.5
10 40-41 8 8.5 26.5 40
11 41-42 9 9.5 27.5 41

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This ain't some weak-ass, soy latte sippin' sh*t. Our Hemp Coffee Blend is a rancid orgy of organic puke, roasted 'til it screams in a USDA-certified hellhole. We score our fair-trade beans from zombie-infested plantations down in Central and South America, then char 'em 'til they taste like a rotting corpse's morning breath.


Hold on, there's more to make your stomach churn! We jacked this monstrosity with certified organic hemp protein powder, the kinda crap that'll make your balls throb and your veins pop. This superfood's got protein, omega-3, omega-6... all that good stuff to fuel your next undead rampage. Just ditch your f**kin' Keurig, 'cause this sludge will clog that pansy-ass machine and unleash a biohazard apocalypse.


Ingredients: 90% USDA Organic Arabica Coffee + 10% USDA Organic Hemp Protein Powder.

Flavor: Mild and nutty with a slightly earthy taste.

Ingredients Country of Origin: Colombia, Brazil & Guatemala

Manufacturer Country: USA

Product Form: Ground coffee

Coffee Roasting Profile: Medium

Product Amount: 0.25lb (113g)

Gross Weight: 0.25lb (113g)

Warning: Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

Gluten-freeVegetarianLactose-freeAllergen-freeHormone-freeAll naturalAntibiotic-freeNo fillersNon-GMOCorn-freeVegan friendlySugar-free